Jesus Is Washing You Soap

Our sinfully hilarious Jesus Is Washing You Soap is a divine and funny gift for sinners with a sense of humor!

Outside the box: Do your sins stink to high heaven? Come clean with Jesus. I’ll be washing you. Removes 99% of sins on contact.*Totally not guaranteed. Save yourself from eternal damnation and ungodly odors! Rinse your sins right down the drain! Will not turn shower water into wine. Please recycle or I’ll tell my dad. Smells like Heaven.

Inside the box: Be not afraid… but seriously, if you don’t wash, you’re going to hell. Forgiven for sinnin’. Why are you opening this from the bottom? Yo, let me wash your feet! Blue sky design.

• Made in United States
• Ingredients: Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
• Weight: 4.6 oz (130.41 g)
• Dimensions: 3.3 x 1.3 x 3.3 in (8.3 x 3.2 x 8.3 cm)