Offensive Crayons – 24 Shades of Poor Taste
Tired of "Sky Blue" and "Peach"? So are we. Say hello to Offensive Crayons—the unapologetically inappropriate 24-pack that makes your childhood art supplies look like amateur hour.
Inside you’ll find colors like “Miscarriage Maroon,” “Boner Pill Blue,” and “Caucasian”—because nothing says edgy like giving your inner child a moral crisis.
Non-toxic (probably)
Gluten-free, vegan, organic? (sure, why not)
Whether you're coloring your frustration or giving a gift to that friend who laughs at all the wrong times, this box is guaranteed to ruin someone's day.
Warning: Not for the easily offended, overly sensitive, or anyone with an HR department.